Sometimes, a girl needs hot pink earplugs

Dear de-construction workers outside my window every.single.morning at 8 a.m. on the dot:

Obviously you missed the memo that I keep a late schedule, and so I sleep late. After two weeks of you methodically tearing down a tin roof and s-c-r-a-p-i-n-g it across the concrete, back and forth at least 12 times, now you are jackhammering what encompasses AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK. Enough is enough. You have it your way, I'll have it mine. Nice, quiet, and hot pink.

Sincerely,
Me.