Feel the need for a cup o' joe? Running short on cash? We have a solution for you — visit a church. During our church searching here in New York, we have racked up at least seven (maybe more, I've lost count) $5 Starbucks gift cards as a "thanks for visiting us" gift from churches. And those are just the ones we actually filled out welcome cards for. Apparently there is some correlation between God and expensive coffee. So the next time you need a Nonfat Caramel Vanilla Soy Mocha Latte extra cream no sugar on the rocks shaken not stirred etc. etc., find God first. He'll make it cheaper.
P.S. Somebody call me when you find a church that gives out Chick-fil-a gift cards.
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